The "before" and "after" reveals at the end are startling, to say the least. Just as an example, here's one:
Anyway, TLC, whether you decide to option the show or not, I'm going ahead with my own personal pilot, which is actually already in full swing. It started several years ago, with a knee injury that left me with a limp for 18 months. Then there was my personal favorite, a goiter--yes, they still exist--that caused my eyes to bulge and my hair to fall out. In more recent months, I've stepped up my game quite a bit, so that the interesting changes in my appearance are happening faster than I can correct them. As the Queen of Hearts said in Alice in Wonderland, "Here, it takes all the running you can do to stay in the same place."
Earlier this year, I noticed my hair turning quite gray, which I "fixed" with an at-home dye job that turned orange after I went swimming. After the chlorine had its way with the color, the springtime sun began turning my hair a nice lemony yellow. It's cheery, sure, but technically, I'm a winter. Why, just this morning, I chipped my front tooth while biting my nails (seriously), as if my teeth weren't goofy enough. My dentist can't see me for another week, so I was thinking between now and then I would take the opportunity to get impetigo on, say, my chin, and start some sort of action figure collection. I hope it's not too late to start growing ear hair. (I'll have to ask my dad how he does it.)
Anyway, I hope to hear from you soon, since there's no telling whether I'll be available by the time you reply. This toenail fungus looks like it may be spreading.
Sincerely,
Jody Reale
P.S. If you're not interested in this show, perhaps you may be interested in another show I have in mind based on the common phenomenon of running to the store in your flannel reindeer pajamas for cookie dough and tampons, and running into your high school boyfriend for the first time in twenty years. Think about it.
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Jeez, how far some people will go to be on tv! PS Top tip - get the clothes to go with the body enhancements. For example, you could walk the dog in old trainers, trousers that are an inch too short and your winter coat (with unbrushed hair). I find it completes the look, scares everyone in the village, and gets me admiring (or is that horrified?) looks from passers-by.
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What a copycat. That's MY signature dog-walking look! And, just to be clear, anyone looking sideways at you is green with envy.
You might have a better shot pitching this idea to the Sci Fi channel. After losing Battlestar Galactica & Stargate Atlantis they have a big hole in their fall line up that needs plugging.
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