Friday, May 29, 2009
Overheard at My House: Father's Day
Her: With Father's Day coming up, I want to get Jim a really great gift, but he always finds his gifts before I have a chance to surprise him.
Me: That's what you get for buying in advance.
Her: I just need a really good hiding place.
Me: If he's anything like Alex, you could put it next to the vacuum cleaner, or the laundry detergent.
Her: (thinking) I guess I'll keep it next to my clitoris then.
Me: Even my LOLcat is speechless.